[the ivy league fatigue]

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Mon, 09 Jan 2012 01:24:23 -0500

sick.

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 15:17:37 -0500

sick.

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Fri, 30 Dec 2011 22:19:36 -0500

mouth. is. watering.

Thu, 29 Dec 2011 17:36:13 -0500

mouth. is. watering.

Fashion trends we hope NEVER come back!

Tue, 27 Dec 2011 16:01:02 -0500

Fashion trends we hope NEVER come back!

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Fri, 23 Dec 2011 15:54:42 -0500

The Kelly Family performing “Ain’t Gonna Pee Pee My...

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 21:40:11 -0500

The Kelly Family performing “Ain’t Gonna Pee Pee My Bed Tonight.”

Yeah… you heard that right…

How has this family sold over 20 million records since the 1980s?! And how did I not know that this video went viral in 2011?!

LITERALLY LOL’d.

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 02:07:52 -0500

LITERALLY LOL’d.

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Wed, 21 Dec 2011 00:53:46 -0500

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Wed, 21 Dec 2011 00:52:30 -0500

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Wed, 14 Dec 2011 17:21:57 -0500

“Most Intense Tae Kwon Do fight Ever” LOL....

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 20:33:00 -0500

“Most Intense Tae Kwon Do fight Ever”

LOL. Seriously brought a smile to my face this morning. So adorable!

Graduate School Barbie This is so amazing. A new gift idea...

Sat, 10 Dec 2011 14:13:25 -0500

Graduate School Barbie

This is so amazing.

A new gift idea for your loved ones: Graduate School Barbie (TM).

Graduate School Barbie comes in two forms: Delusional Master’s Barbie (TM) and Ph.D. Masochist Barbie (TM).

Every Graduate School Barbie comes with these fun filled features guaranteed to delight and entertain for hours: Grad School Barbie comes out of the box with a big grin on her face that turns into a frown after 2 weeks or her first advisor meeting (whichever comes first). She also has adorable black circles under her delightfully bloodshot eyes.

Comes with two outfits: a grubby pair of blue jeans and 5 year old gap T-shirt, and a floppy pair of gray sweatpants with a matching “I hate my life” T-shirt. Grad School Barbie talks! Just press the button on her left hand and hear her say such upbeat grad school phrases like, “Yes, Professor, It’ll be done by tomorrow”, “I’d love to rewrite” and “Why didn’t I just get a job, I could have been making $40,000 a year by now if I had just started working with a Bachelor’s. But noooooo, I chose to further my education, I wish somebody would drop a bomb on the school so that I’d have an excuse to stop working on my degree that’s sucking every last drop of life force out of my withered and degraded excuse for a soul…” (9V lithium batteries sold separately)

Grad School Barbie is anatomically correct to teach kids about the exciting changes that come with pursuing a higher education. Removable panels on Barbie’s head and torso allow you to watch as her cerebellum fries to a crispy brown, her heart race 150 beats per minute, and her stomach lining gradually dissolve into nothing. Deluxe Barbie comes with specially designed eye ducts. Just add a little water, and watch Grad School Barbie burst into tears at random intervals. Fun for the whole family!

Other accessories include:

Grad School Barbie’s Fun Fridge (TM) Well stocked with microwave popcorn, Coca-Cola, Healthy Choice Bologna (99% fat free!),and a small bottle of Mattel Brand Rum (tm).

Grad School Barbie’s Medicine Cabinet comes in Fabulous (pepto-bismal) pink and contains Barbie sized bottles of Advil, St. Johns Wort, Zantac, and your choice of three fun anti-anxiety drugs! (Barbie Medicine Cabinet not available without a prescription).

Grad School Barbie’s Computer Workstation. Comes with miniature obsolete PC (in pink of course), rickety desk, and over a dozen miniature Mountain Dew cans to decorate your workstation with (Mountain Dew deposit not included in price. Tech support sold separately).

And Grad School Barbie is not alone! Order now and you’ll get two of Barbie’s great friends! GRADUATE ADVISOR KEN, Barbie’s mentor and advisor in her quest for knowledge, higher education and decreased self esteem.

Grad Advisor Ken (tm) comes with a supply of red pens and a permanent frown. Press the button to hear Grad Advisor Ken deliver such wisdom to Barbie as “I need an update on your progress,” “I don’t think you’re ready to defend yet”, and “This is no where near ready for publication.”

Buy 3 or more dolls, and you can have Barbie’s Thesis Committee! (Palm Pilot and tenure sold separately.)

REAL JOB SKIPPER, When Barbie needs to talk, she knows that she can always count on her good friend Real Job Skipper (tm), who got a job after getting her bachelor degree. Press the button to hear Real Job Skipper say, “Sometimes I wish I went for my masters degree” and “Work is so hard! I had to work a half an hour of overtime!” Real Job Skipper’s Work Wardrobe and Savings account sold separately.

WARNING: Do not place Grad Student Barbie and Real Job Skipper too close to each other, as there have been several cases of children leaving the room and coming back to find Barbie’s hands mysteriously fused to Skipper’s throat.

Thanks to ceej & em for providing me with this ingenious post during this stressful finals season!

Yes, please!

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 19:05:20 -0500

Yes, please!

NO WAY! LOL.

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 13:11:27 -0500

NO WAY! LOL.

It’s that time of year again…

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 09:17:41 -0500

It’s that time of year again…

Note to Americans: Eating bacon and eggs every morning will not...

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 21:59:04 -0500

Note to Americans: Eating bacon and eggs every morning will not end well! Switch to turkey bacon and egg whites!

thedailywhat: This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: A woman in...

Fri, 02 Dec 2011 02:30:52 -0500

thedailywhat:

This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: A woman in Afghanistan who was sentenced to 12 years in prison for the crime of being raped by a relative has been pardoned by Afghan President Hamid Karzai after she agreed to marry her rapist.

The woman, identified only as “Gulnaz,” was convicted of adultery after reporting that she had been raped by her cousin’s husband. According to Gulnaz’s lawyer, marrying her rapist was not a condition for release, but she has agreed to do so in order to “legitimize her daughter.”

“In my conversations with Gulnaz she told me that if she had the free choice she would not marry the man who raped her,” attorney Kimberley Motley said.

Gulnaz had been raising her daughter, who was conceived as a result of the rape, in jail.

Her rapist was sentenced to 12 years in prison, but later had his jail time reduced to 7 years. Gulnaz also had her 12-year sentence reduced to 3 years. Authorities said she would not serve all 12 years, but would still have to spend time in jail for not reporting the rape soon enough.

[cnn / bbcnews.]

Perfect example of how completely EFFED UP the world is! Perfect reason for us all to get up off our asses and use the gifts God gave us to help save the world.

szymon: Tattone - skin-pantone temporary tattoo by Josh...

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 13:04:46 -0500

szymon:

Tattone - skin-pantone temporary tattoo by Josh Smith

LOVE IT.

thedailywhat: Cake Turducken of the Day: Humorist Charles...

Thu, 24 Nov 2011 02:51:52 -0500

thedailywhat:

Cake Turducken of the Day: Humorist Charles Phoenix’s time-honored contribution to the culinary arts — The Cherpumple (CHERry, PUMpkin, and apPLE pies stuffed inside a cake) — as interpreted by professional pastery chef David Lowery.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!